Me: *eating oatmeal* well i better go do some work in the shire
Gf: what about second breakfast?
Me: whoops how could I forget! *starts eating pussy*
Me: *eating oatmeal* well i better go do some work in the shire
Gf: what about second breakfast?
Me: whoops how could I forget! *starts eating pussy*
every day this website tests my patience in new ways
What it feels like to enter adulthood.
Accurate
when u promised to work out, do laundry, clean, and go to bed early but then get home from work and sit there like this for 6 hours
imsoofuckingsad
30 day free trial of being ok
froobs
bork megapost
anonymously forget something about me
jewcoded
my DNA test results came back positive. i definitely have DNA.
new friend! a giant leopard moth
What we all need to understand about AI in a nutshell:
There’s an algorithm that can reliably predict, from aggregate facebook posts, the onset of a manic episode in a person suffering from bipolar disorder – more reliably even, than a trained psychotherapist, who only has access to the information a patient provides them in therapy sessions.
“Won’t technology like that help people with bipolar disorder?”
Theoretically, it could. But this algorithm wasn’t designed to help people with bipolar disorder.
This algorithm was designed to sell plane tickets to Las Vegas.
[source]
I feel like that tells me more about capitalism than AI
fucking doctor trying to tell me i have “radiation poisoning” like it’s something i definitely care about. can i fly or not
definitely-not-a-gliscor
“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos
classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh
“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”
– Joshua Graham, Who Is A Fallout New Vegas NPC, Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don’t Realize
“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.”
– Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise
spookyscaryskeletitties
this is the source for this text and it haunts me on a regular basis
